Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it kills Ash, along with you.

I wish that there would be more donations.

So do I.... I mean Granted, but we overspend!

I wish i had a halal hotdog!

Granted, but you die of food poisoning.

I wish more members would come.

granted, but they're all spambots. I wish people would be more active.

Granted, But on a different site!

I wish i wasnt so thin!

Granted, but you're fat now,

I wish i had an endless bucket of pickled onion monster munch.

Granted, you fall in and die!

I wish I was dead!

Granted, but you fall in and can't get out.

I wish Piplup died.

Granted but So do you!

i wish Hiroshi Sotumura was as kind as me!

Granted, but he's so kind that everyone's a mod and they start banning each other.

I wish I can donate.

Granted, but you accidently donate all your money!

I wish i was a girl!

Granted, but your breasts are so heavy and you die.

I wish Dawn was a ballerina.

Granted, but her shoe flys off and hits you in the face.

I wish i had a small beard

Granted! you have it on your eye!

I wish upon a star that i could wish upon a star!

Granted, but the star falls on you.

I wish i had a small beard made from hair attached to my chin.

Granted, but it is so sharp that you touch it and Die!!!!!

I wish I was EVIL!!!!

Granted, but you get banned by yourself from this forum. (No evilness, remember?)

I wish my rep was higher.

Granted but people think you made a fake account to give yourself rep and you are banned.
I wish i had a small, soft beard made from hair can't damage me or others in any way attached to my chin.

Granted, but a guy who hates beards kills you.

I wish more people posted here.

Granted, I cut your head off lovely isnt it

I wish i was on msn ( i am)

Granted, but you get spammed and your computer becomes slow.

I wish I couldn't wish anymore.

granted but you are eaten

i wish i had a lollipop

Granted, but instead of taking candy from a baby, it takes one from you.

I wish 07Harris would change his avatar. (it Scares me)

Granted, I change it to an even scarier one!

I wish 5qwerty would freeze!

Granted, but I thawed out.

I wish I knew how to do the moonwalk.