Corrupt a Wish

Hard to explain right now, tell later.

I wish I can go to the moon.

granted, but you lose oxygen and die!

*i know this game*

I wish i had some pie!

Granted, but you had it and I ate it.

I wish I liked cheese.

Granted but you dont get any

I wish i owned PC

granted but you have no idea how to run and can afford the bill

i wish i knew the future

granted but you die in it lol

i wish i had more money

granted but you spend it on chocolate
i ish i wish i was a fish

granted... you are a magikarp

i wish i could sleep

Granted, but you have a nightmare because of Darkrai.

I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.

Granted, but you dont get it corrupted because of me, you lose a finger

I wish i was a giant leprachaun in the sea!

granted, but you suffocate and get torn apart by angry sharks.

I wish i could dance like a fairy with rabies.

granted but you actually have rabies!

I wish i was 18!

Granted, but you assault someone and go to jail.

I wish I ate beans for lunch.

Granted but you fart and get laughed at!

I wish Mcdonalds was healthy!

Granted but as a result nobody goes anymore so they have to close down.

I wish fire didn't hurt

Granted.... but Water does

I wish i was dumb!

Granted, but there's no point in wishing because you already are.

I wish Pikachu was red.

Granted... BLOOD!!!!!

I wish i was bleeding

Granted, but you died because it was internal bleeding.

I wish people wouldn't be emo.

Granted - they are all Goth instead!

I wish i liked pie!

granted, BUT THERE IS NO PIE!

I wish i had gills as well as my lungs

Granted, but as a result, there is no space and you have no heart, you die.

I wish Ash had a beard.

Granted, But all the water in the world is gone!

I wish I a good smile.

Granted, but I did not know what you just said, so it gets corrupted anyway.

I wish Brock liked men instead of women.

Granted, He likes you

I wish Ash had a Giratina!